Archive for March, 2011

March 23, 2011

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March 22, 2011

You’ll push that saucy line too far!

You’ll Push that saucy line too far!

– from the Original 1969 version of True Grit

March 22, 2011

Woman impaled on toilet roll holder

It’s not what you’re thinking. Behave now!

A Texas woman was rushed to hospital after accidentally impaling herself on a toilet roll holder.

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Woman impaled on toilet roll holder

The unnamed woman, 69, fell in her bathroom and pierced her neck on the object, but still managed to call for help.

When Dallas Fire Department arrived on at the scene, they found the victim – still fully conscious – sitting on the toilet with the holder stuck in her neck.

After removing the item with bolt cutters, the woman was taken to hospital but only needed a few stitches on the wound.

A Dallas Fire Department spokesman said: “She has a history of bad knees and it’s very difficult for her to walk.

“She apparently fell and the toilet paper holder just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

Written by Orlando Parfitt

March 20, 2011

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March 16, 2011

StanceTaker – now on WordPress!

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